Sunday Rants by Val #32

Posted by Nzdworld February 3, 2019

#Sunday Rants…
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I dunno who needs to hear
this but Auntie please goan loose ur Christmas hair, this is February?
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If you’re a girl reading this i just want to remind you that my name is Val nd valentine is next two weeks…??
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I have never seen an alcohol company used a drunkard for an advert.Are they ashamed of their customers???
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If you know you’re crushing on me talk now ooo before i will use our valentine money to buy biscuits?
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The Day presidential result will be announced I will stand near a river if I hear “BU… I jump in Ozigbo?
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My brother’s and sister’s don’t envy people..Not everyone you see walking fast has an appointment..Some have running stomach?
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Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and waking up the next morning to see her sweeping the whole compound
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When white people reach the tenth floor, they
be like “What a nice view
Africans be like
“Imagine falling from here
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China is always hits with earthquake and storms but have steady Electricity But here in Nigeria a bird stands on a pole 3weeks there won’t be Electricity
BUHARI why is jubril doing this!!!
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No matter how tired my mum may be.
Seeing buhari on Television always gives her
strength to stand up and change the channel..
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If One girlfriend Can Make U Happy, Imagine Having Ten girlfriends
Chaiii,Overdose Happiness
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If two girls are arguing and you call a guy to
come and listen to each side of the story….the
one with big boobs is always right
Believe it Or Not, it’s nature
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*Take a good look at yourself and be honest can u marry someone who behave exactly like u*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val

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