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#Sunday Rants…
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2 days to Christmas and i haven’t heard “Jingle bell” song, does it mean the bell has spoiled??
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2 days to Christmas and i haven’t heard “Jingle bell” song, does it mean the bell has spoiled??
You see this Asuu strike. The way i dey see am before they go call it off, som ppl like *Eva* fit don forget their reg number oo
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I am a very nice person, i don’t think i deserve to be in this country.
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I just want to marry someone as funny as me
Imagine waking up at 1:30am and start laughing bcos we forgot to pick up the kids from school
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If u call my phone number and it’s not reachable,pls try my account number.Because l receive alerts faster than phone calls,Thanks
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One guy posts on Facebook
“Wrestling is really stupid, how can men with
pants fight for a belt? where would they tie the
belt?”
And I commented: if u think wrestling is stupid, wat about football where 22men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it awaay.
What Nonsense
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Anytime I greet my Landlord, he always reply
me with “My son”
Now he saw me with his daughter in my room
last night and he’s mad at me.
Shey I cannot be with my sister again?
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Am I the only guy that hate fine girls with big bom bom?
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Female friends will just be calling you, hun, bae, boo, etc…
Then the devil will push you to try your luck.
Boom! You are rejected.
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I am a very nice person, i don’t think i deserve to be in this country.
.
I just want to marry someone as funny as me
Imagine waking up at 1:30am and start laughing bcos we forgot to pick up the kids from school
.
If u call my phone number and it’s not reachable,pls try my account number.Because l receive alerts faster than phone calls,Thanks
.
One guy posts on Facebook
“Wrestling is really stupid, how can men with
pants fight for a belt? where would they tie the
belt?”
And I commented: if u think wrestling is stupid, wat about football where 22men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it awaay.
What Nonsense
.
Anytime I greet my Landlord, he always reply
me with “My son”
Now he saw me with his daughter in my room
last night and he’s mad at me.
Shey I cannot be with my sister again?
.
Am I the only guy that hate fine girls with big bom bom?
.
Female friends will just be calling you, hun, bae, boo, etc…
Then the devil will push you to try your luck.
Boom! You are rejected.
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I just heard one slay queen say “pls give me ice cream, cold one o”
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Pls where is that guy that sang “time na money” ?
How much is 23:58?…i want to convert it sharply.
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No matter your fasting and prayers as a man, there are some closed doors that will never open unless you make “her” happy
Ifyouknowyouknow.
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*to some Christmas is when they make more money while to some it is when they loose more money, which one are you?Spend wisely*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val
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