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Sunday Rants by Val #17

#Sunday Rants…
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Can’t wait to have my own kids so i can tell them the story of my life…How i used to be very serious with  my studies while in school, how i never miss a single lecture, always in the front seat, always asn question in class and how i don’t used to look at girls
Dnt look at me that way is your story?
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I have been worried since i heard they are now using virgin boys for ritual…
O Lord pls, protect me in this difficult times
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That awkward moment when you are in Exam hall trying to remember an answer to a question… Boom your favourite music start playing in ur head
Ur village ppl
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Who else notice?
Squatters are the one making noise the most that the portal aint going.
As if they wan pay hostel fee b4
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No matter how funny you are, you cant make a goat laugh.
That animal is always mean
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Some ppl are so dark that if you shoot them at night the bullet will come asking for torchlight
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Some girls will be like, ” i can’t just forget him, he left a big hole in my heart”
Stop lying sister we know where the big hole Is
Ifyouknowyouknow
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Guys with big head don’t dream at night, they watch full movies.
Make i no call name shaa
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All these girls wey dey snatch peoples boyfriends…
Una no dey see me
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My dad angrily threw my phone down from 3rd floor.
Thank God i put it in flight mode
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My guy got 3 girls pregnant, told two of them to abort it…
The third gave birth to triplets
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Assuming God said only 90 ppl will make Heaven from FESSA 200 lv, Book your seat with last two digits of ur number
You see ur life now
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If there is a lesson i learnt from video games, it is that *when you encounter obstacles, it means you are on the right path*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val

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